I am a big fan of the penis. How could you not like this awesome sexual organ. I mean it could do all sorts of tricks and stuff and There is even a festival every year in japan devoted to the penis and fertility. There is also a penis museum in Iceland. There is penis envy all over the world. I know that in New Orleans during mardi gras a woman gets beads for showing her boobs, well I think men should be able to show their penises for a prize. Hell I would definitely make it rain for the penises. Penises also have a ton of awesome names like, baloney pony, chopper, cum gun, joy stick, pork sword, wang, and one of my personal favorites the yogurt gun. This is only some though, there are many more great names for this love stick. Did you know that the worlds largest penis is 13.5 inches long. That is simply amazing. There are 2 different kinds of penises.
1- A grower- which expands and lengthens when erect
2- A shower- which looks big most of the time, but doesn’t get much bigger after an erection
Approximately 79% of men have growers, and 21% have showers.
Some important things you should know about the penis:
-Smoking can shorten the penis
-only 1 in 400 men is flexible enough to give himself oral sex
-Corpses can get erections too
-All penises start off as a clitoris
-They can break, so please handle with care
-And lastly the penis shrinks if unused, that’s right without regular erections, penile tissue can become less elastic and shrink making the penis 1-2 centimeters shorter according to the dick docs at webMD. So get naked as often as possible and have fun 🙂
So come on everyone, lets show some penis envy and raise them up high. Can I get a Hell ya 🙂